Laat ons bietjie lag oppie Maandag.
JohannL... Skaam vir jou…
JohannL... Skaam vir jou. Jy weet mos jy kan nie so iets doen nie... Wat moet die insekte nou van dit dink....
Bwhahahwwhahaha.... Nou wil ek net off-bogger en gaan kamp
Aaaaiiiii Freda, julle ken my beter as ek myself ken.... kyk net na my regte pitch
Years ago, more years than I care to remember I had a ridge cottage tent just like the one in your picture, except it was green..........
Change the trokkie with a motorbike, add one young fella struggling to make sense of everything on 6 months unpaid leave and you have a "picture perfect" snapshot....
Ja nee Warren, dit lyk na 'n…
Ja nee Warren, dit lyk na 'n lekker man (en hond) alleen kopskoonmaak kamp 
He-he, ja, ek dink dit is…
He-he, ja, ek dink dit is hoe dit die meeste van die tyd gaan! Gaan vang kastig vis......
Visvang stories
Die ou besluitm om te gaan visvang by die vis waters sit hy sy aas aan en gooi in . Kry geen byte nie maar sy buurman vang dat die besies bewe .Die ou probeer ander aas ,weer geen byte , stap oor na die buurman en vra Watse aas gebruik jy ? Die ou se "Nipples " wat jy waar kry vra die man . Hier by die lykshuis se die ou . Die volgende week kry hy vir hom "Nipples " en gaan weer visvang . Stap in ou verby en vra Al enige iets gevang ? Ja se die man 2 Spoorweg polisiemanne
'n Engelse eenetjie vir ons…
'n Engelse eenetjie vir ons engelse friends.
Breaking news -???
Today, the town of Newcastle woke up very agitated, because of the confusion in the Greyhound Citiliner bus transporting passengers. The Traffic Police found two heads in a passenger's bag .
A young man, about 21 years old, got into the bus with a backpack, passengers felt a strong smell coming from the young Man's backpack. The horrible smell made the passengers suspicious. Then one of the passengers alarmed the driver. The driver made a light signal when he saw the Traffic Policeman that was doing his daily round along Newcastle N11 road. The police intercepted the Bus, and searched all the passengers.
Many were frightened, not knowing what was happening. One of the policemen was shocked when he opened the 21-year-old boy's backpack and found two (2) heads the boy carried in his backpack.
In examining them carefully, the authorities found that they were two known heads.
It was a head of a garlic and the other of an onion.
Thank you very much for your attention! Now you can continue what you were doing!
Mike en Kallie
Mike loop vir Kallie in die hospitaal raak . Kallie vra vir Mike "Wat maak jy hier " Nee se Mike ek was gister in n kroeg toe moer die ouens my so bietjie en toe kom ek hospitaal toe . Ek het 8 steke gekry .Jinne se Kallie Jou gelukkige bliksem ek is al hier n week en het nog nie eers n soentjie gekry nie
Plaas verstant
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm.
He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil, thenstopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose.
Now he had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.
While walking he sees a little old lady who looks lost. He offers to help and she says, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?"
The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I'm going to visit my brother at 1516 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take a short cut and go down this alley. We'll save half the time to get there".
The kind old lady said, "How do I know that when we get into the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull down my skirt and have your filthy way with me?"
Shocked, the farmer said, "Madam! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2 chickens, and a goose.
How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The old lady said, "Set the goose down, put the bucket over the goose, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
Where there's will, there's…
Where there's will, there's a way!! 
Daai tannie is not vol…
Daai tannie is nog vol PLANNE en OPLOSSINGS
Die dag as jou lus uithang
@ Warren daai tannie weet wat sy wil he . Ek ry nou die dag en 1 van daai ridders in die kakie klere trek my af .Omdat ek verby hom gestop het moes hy loop na my kar en ek hou hom dop in my tru spieeltjie en ek merk op die man se gesig lyk asof hy hael skade het .Wonder ek toe of die man dalk pokke gehad het as kind , hy kom staan by my venster en ek vra hom Het jy dalk aknee gehad as kind ? Nee se hy hoekom ? Ek se vir hom jou gesig is vol merke .Ohhh dit se die ou Nee my vrou leer my eet met n mes en vurk . Hy se toe vir my ,my hond se jy het drugs in jou kar .Rerig se ek en jy dink ek is die 1 met drugs jy is die 1 wat met jou hond praat
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