Laat ons bietjie lag oppie Maandag.
Nog n Eskom...
I'de tell you yet another Eskom joke but I just don't have the energy.....
Couple Sex
What Is Couple Sex?
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grandpa, what is a couple sex? The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey? The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
Vories, hulle noem dit multi…
Vories, hulle noem dit multi-tasking in Brakpan :) Slimmer vrouens daar sit sommer gou 'n strykding of twee op daai plank, word dan sommer gelyktydig gewas en gestryk terwyl sy ook bietjie vakansie hou :)
Toe ek jog jonk was, het ek …
Toe ek jog jonk was, het ek 'n 6 pack gehad, nou het ek net die cooler box waarin die 6pack was.
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