I'm back... I think

Hi all,

It's been mal over these last weeks, so I've stayed off the forum....

Right, so what big news di I have?

One Grumble my Doberman pup ain't much of a pup anymore...... 22Kg & 19 weeks

Two Got me a new plat-kar a 2017 1.8 (dare I say it...................... ) Toyota Corrola. Traded the Etios for full book value

Three Got the flue.... Put down enough medicine to sink the battleship Bismark

Four. Fiex and trialed the factory crane that broke all it's mounting bolts out of the roof. EEK ! the hoist is rated at 500KG and we lifted 450Kg.... no movement on the re-mounting.......... Ever drilled 4 x 25mm holes through 300mm of concrete............. From the bottom?

Five Got 3 weeks left to get all the statuory factory non-compliances sorted out before the inspector visits for coffee.... If he dosen't like the coffee we are under threat of being shut down done fire extinguishers, / safety risk analysis / memprandum of appointment for machine repaires and responsible person for OSAH / now just waiting until the 8th for forklift / hoist / crane and pressure vessel certification........... What the hell that's got to do with quality I haven't a cookig clue, but there we are, I'm-doin-it....

Six Jolly upset with you lot for not having a skour-skuur in Sept...... December's ommi draai.

Seven You just gotta see the new solar jar light, for which we make some parts. Came in as new business and we are now making literally thousands of them. It's mounted in a Consul konfyt bottle, has the cutest magnetic switch AND IT WORKS FANTASTICALLY !

The guy making them gave us some for free and I was lucky enough to be given one.......... Look out for it, it's worth the money.

Eight........... So Jurgens has finally died a quiet death??????