UTIEINTELIK VAL DIT MY BY!
RONWIL!
I’ve been trying for the last blooming two weeks to remember that place’s name because I wanted to tell this tale but could not for the life of me remember the places name....
There it is... Woke up at three this morning and BOOM! There it was! Like it had never disapeared into the sago pudding I have for a brain...
RONWIL.... Fearful I would forget I even got up and wrote it down...
Now Ronwil is a rustic caravan park, just North of Warmbaths on the Left but before ATKV....
And here is the tale...
Jonks back, I had an old Slipstream tent caravan... (Candy-stripe canvas & a wee little side tent), and Easter broke and I had no plans, so I bounced in the car EN pad-gevat Warmbad toe..
I arrived after dark, and guys.............. The Forever resort..............It looked like the slum area of Kyalitcha... Hundreds of people packed in under anything that looked like a plastic seil...
Say’s I to me... Nope.... Not going there, so I bumbled off to ATKV.
On the way I saw Ronwil but drove by & got to ATKV round about 7-30- ísh
Nope... fully booked. So I wobbled back to Ronwil. And here begins the tale I wanted to tell..
Gates locked, I ring the bell.... Na so rukkie kom so stewige (nie vet...Stewig... Plaas stewig... If you get my drift) dame aagestap in Veldfokus tiepe kleure ....
Ek sweer sy’t nommer 10 mielie-crusher stewels aangehad...
Kan ek hulp? Vra sy....
Toe vertel ek my storie------------- Ek’s hier van JHB Warmbad is nie vir my en ATKV is vol-op...
Kyk sy my so stip aan.... Wag n bietjie... Stap sy weg.....
Na so rukkie kom so middle-jaarige man aan-gestap... Selde Veldfokus kleure en mielie-crushing stewels...
Ja? Vra hy......
Somme so.........
NE! maar nou ja ek’s daar en JHB is 150 Km weer terug..
Vertel ek my storie weer----------------------Ek’s hier van JHB Warmbad lyk soos n verdomde plakkers kamp en ATKV is vol-op...
Se hy vir my.... Wag n bietjie..........
Somme groooot bos sleutels, hek oop, stap hy deur, kom staan hier voor my... Kyk hy my so stip aan....
Toe kom dit... Vra------------ Boetman, wat is jou van?
HUH?
Maar nou jaa ek’s hier en JHB is...............
Se ek vir hom.... de Jager.........
Soos hy my so op-en-af kyk----------Se hy vir my....
JAA-NEE....DIT KLINK AFRIKAANS GENOEG, KOM MAAR BINNE, WELKOM....
Wat het ek vir hom gese?....
DIT KLINK NA NET DIE PLEK VIR MY... DANKIE!
En toe Warren?
Toe moet jy die Afrikaans gooi terwyl jy daar is? Anders gooi hulle jou dalk uit. :-) Dis maar goed hierdie Soutie het toe 'n Afrikaanse van. En bly jy toe lekker daar? Hehehe.