What is a SPIFE?
1) This is woman's month (as n enkle ouer, anyone mind if I join in on that?) So any answers regarding the wife will.... well.... They will just get clobbered... Be nice to your missus..... Remember she cooks the food.... and you never know what's going in there.....
2) First correct entry wins the Noddy badge for the day.... Anton, why don't you establish a Noddy badge for the day thing / thread / ?
3) If nobody get's it I'll put you out of your sleepless night thinking about it tomorrow....
Sorry all nobody wins…
Sorry all nobody wins yesterday's Noddy badge, and Anton <Voortrekker> ows his missus a bos blommetjies.
This is a Spife..... (A combination of a spoon and a knife).
A spork is a combination of a spoon and a fork.
These are mainly used by hiker's / backpackers who want to cut down on weight.....
SIGH..... Progress... Neee-a-a
Us oldies will just have to get used to asking for a spife and a spork round the campfire.....
Dankie uncle. Dit is nou…
Dankie uncle. Dit is nou baie interressant!
Fork and Knife
Hi Warren,
En daar dog Andre jy praat van die Korporaal wat vir die Troep in die kos ry vra
"Where's your Fork-in-Knife"
Troep backchat vinnig
"In the Fork-in-Tent Koppiraal"
Sies jou vuilbek!!!![]()
Die mes, die vurk en die…
Die mes, die vurk en die lepel lê langs mekaar in die laai en wil sien wie kan die slimste ding vir die ander sê.
"Have a KNIFE day" sê die mes
"See you SPOON" sê die lepel
"FORK off" sê die vurk
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Skerp julle, ek het daai…
Skerp julle, ek het daai fork n knive sien kom??





Spunky Wife?
Spunky Wife?