Ek begin die draad want soms is daar iets wat ek van hom nogals interessant vind.
Daai oompie is wragties my…
Daai oompie is wragties my dubbel !!!
Daai bokram reuk .... die…
Daai bokram reuk .... die kalant pie homself nat sodat hy lekker vir ooie ruik, stink sommer erg. Gelukkig drup ek nog nie so erg nie, net klein bietjie, ook net so af en toe as ek poep.
W. H. Auden se Lullaby, by…
W. H. Auden se Lullaby, by die herlees, ruk my opnuut.
Lay your sleeping head, my love,
Human on my faithless arm;
Time and fevers burn away
Individual beauty from
Thoughtful children, and the grave
Proves the child ephemeral:
But in my arms till break of day
Let the living creature lie,
Mortal, guilty, but to me
The entirely beautiful.
Soul and body have no bounds:
To lovers as they lie upon
Her tolerant enchanted slope
In their ordinary swoon,
Grave the vision Venus sends
Of supernatural sympathy,
Universal love and hope;
While an abstract insight wakes
Among the glaciers and the rocks
The hermit's sensual ecstasy.
Certainty, fidelity
On the stroke of midnight pass
Like vibrations of a bell,
And fashionable madmen raise
Their pedantic boring cry:
Every farthing of the cost,
All the dreaded cards foretell,
Shall be paid, but from this night
Not a whisper, not a thought,
Not a kiss nor look be lost.
Beauty, midnight, vision dies:
Let the winds of dawn that blow
Softly round your dreaming head
Such a day of sweetness show
Eye and knocking heart may bless,
Find the mortal world enough;
Noons of dryness see you fed
By the involuntary powers,
Nights of insult let you pass
Watched by every human love.
The gaze of a gorilla
For Dave Pepler, an encounter with a mountain gorilla in Uganda reaches deep into the core of his being and even more so when a gorilla turns the tables and seeks out an encounter with him.
Vietnamese kondome ...
Om vadersnaam, vermy Vietnamese kondome. Dit laat my dink aan 'n reël uit Cole Porter se "Love for sale":
"Love that's only slightly soiled, love for sale
Who will buy? Who would like to sample my supply?"
Die reuk van ou mans
Dit op sy fb gekry.
Ou mans ruik na bokram, en jongmans na nat strooi. En rooikoppe na gekneusde gras?
Mansmense het ’n groot probleem met liggaamsreuk.
Vir die eerste dertig minute nadat hul begin sweet, ruik dit lekker en aantreklik vir vroue, veral dié wat ovuleer. Die rede hiervoor is dat vars sweet androstenol bevat, ’n feromoon* wat chemiese seine dra van fiksheid en vrugbaarheid. Ongelukkig oksideer hierdie feromoon binne dertig minute na androstenool, ’n reuk wat vroue vermy en gewoonlik afstootlik vind, behalwe weer by ovulasie, wanneer hulle dit gelate verduur.
Gaan lees dit op hierdié skakel.